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  • Town/Country : Where the Wonderlandians Live, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1221
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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11761) - you deserved it (4611)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16886) - you deserved it (1922)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (25482) - you deserved it (2542)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7858) - you deserved it (34451)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9331) - you deserved it (23686)

On 08/30/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by pootythe5th (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (157420) - you deserved it (18690)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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