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by OnPlanetVenus / 07/04/2013 at 12:41am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
by CrappyCar / 05/14/2013 at 1:29am / United States / Transportation
by lamsolonely / 05/12/2013 at 12:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
by wrongguy / 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
by ugh / 03/11/2013 at 7:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML
by Anon / 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/16/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
by explosiveBAM / 05/26/2011 at 1:04am / United States / Work
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
by Kiimmy / 10/09/2010 at 10:36am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
- Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned,… Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't… Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time…
- Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…