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I listen to most genres of music including Rap, Country, Alternative, Rock, and even some classic
I work with a program that helps mentally challenged persons, usually children
Scary, comedy, and action films
I'm involved in different softball leagues year round.
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Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -
Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)
Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States
Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML
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