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About xXemokidXx : hi my name is juno, i am 16 years old. my favorite band is escape the fate, i am in high school and it is depressing. my best friend is luckyrox. i like lollies and funny movies, i hate medicine and i like animals my favorite color is black and purple. and if i ever get enough money i will sue kumon for ruining my life. and by the way i am straight and i love coke.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML
Friday 24 July 2015