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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (4573)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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