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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43973) - you deserved it (8326)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (11006)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:25am - love - by RP Havens (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40198) - you deserved it (3803)

On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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