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xXNinjaliciousXx
  • Town/Country : LumberBridge, North Carolina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 132
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About xXNinjaliciousXx : My name's Alexandra (Alex) I love anything neon related. I don't really do anything intresting enought to talk about! I have a sick sense of humor, I can not sing worth a ick, but I do just to annoy people. I can not dance either, but I still like to, espically in crowded rooms.

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Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (3112)

On 07/11/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Meow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

#3475605 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (28932) - you deserved it (6774)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

#929524 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (50353) - you deserved it (3245)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)