Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 24715
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx's page activity

Visits<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:54am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:47am<b>SPN_lover666</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 3:22pm<b>Roxy4102</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 7:20am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 10:39am<b>Eivana</b> - the 11/08/2013 at 10:39pm<b>neomimaylee</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 1:51am<b>barnee26</b> - the 06/12/2013 at 9:40am<b>tbabe420</b> - the 02/26/2013 at 8:54pm<b>Adula</b> - the 02/15/2012 at 9:44am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 1:01am<b>TheZarola</b> - the 10/02/2010 at 4:38pm<b>Emperor_of_pugs</b> - the 11/14/2009 at 1:46pm<b>moonlight_daze</b> - the 09/13/2009 at 7:38pm<b>crazychika</b> - the 09/03/2009 at 4:43pm<b>ohsugarxo</b> - the 09/02/2009 at 7:31pm<b>Hellsno</b> - the 09/02/2009 at 4:34pm<b>alee562</b> - the 06/28/2009 at 6:13am


How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/


Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20700) - you deserved it (94211)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (161031) - you deserved it (13165)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: