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Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33362) - you deserved it (2600)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was woken up by mah roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleephen I rolled over and the cat was right there beside mah head. Meowing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17774) - you deserved it (2482)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I recieved a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended fir someone else. FML

#3715
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I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (1820)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Younger Brother And Mah Parents Were In Mah Dorm Room. When I Wasn't Looking, Mah Brother Opend The Top Drawer Of Mah Dresser (where I Had A Tube Of Half-usd Lube) And Askd Out Loud: ( What's Astroglide? ) FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I witdrew $120 from te ATM at te otel I'm staying at, only to ave no money come out. Wen I talkd to te concierge, wo witnessd te wole ting, se said it ad been appening all day and tat te macine was broken. My bank says it's te otel's problem, and te otel says it's te bank's problem. Eiter way, I'm out $120. FML

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