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by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by a268 / 02/02/2009 at 4:29am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Love
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Ren / 01/30/2009 at 10:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML
by Perpetually F-ed. / 01/17/2009 at 9:25am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML
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