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Today, I was woken up by mah roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleephen I rolled over and the cat was right there beside mah head. Meowing. FML
Today, Mah Younger Brother And Mah Parents Were In Mah Dorm Room. When I Wasn't Looking, Mah Brother Opend The Top Drawer Of Mah Dresser (where I Had A Tube Of Half-usd Lube) And Askd Out Loud: ( What's Astroglide? ) FML
yesterday I witdrew $120 from te ATM at te otel I'm staying at, only to ave no money come out. Wen I talkd to te concierge, wo witnessd te wole ting, se said it ad been appening all day and tat te macine was broken. My bank says it's te otel's problem, and te otel says it's te bank's problem. Eiter way, I'm out $120. FML
Friday 27 March 2015