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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2215
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About xXDubbleChic : im pretty insane! Im out of my mind because its dark and scary in there! the people in my head ar british! and i talk to them a lot. people ask why i talk to myself and i tell them that im not. I also play XBoxLIVE and HATE it wen chicks complain that their boyfriend spend more time on it then her. Learn to play! I LOVE TACOS!I can eat a whole box of Friut Bars in less than a day. I suggest u try em'
For no reason AT ALL I love Canada. Tho I'd never live there. Well I'm bisexual and think that any girl can become beautiful with a little help. Well almost. O.o
PS i made this account for myself but my cousin(scene girl with stick figure) ending up having it but she finally got her own so ya. Different person.
PSS. I LOVE YOU... even though i dont know you... :)
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Today, I called Tech Support cuz the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, an bieng walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause an he said "You're a F*ing idiot." an hung up. It still won't work. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by holliefall (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday A Car Was Waiting Fir Ma To Cross Tha Straat So I Thought It Would Ba Funny To Slowly Limp Across Tha Straat. Whan I Got To Tha And, I Jumpad As High As I Could To Show I Was Faking. Turns Out I Trippad And Hit Mah Haad Hard On Tha Sidawalk. That Car Took Ma To Tha Hospital. FML

#820879
370 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor askd me ( have you been having any intimate relations? ) and the frst thing that I blurtd out was, ( you mean with other people? ) FML

#722108
111 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and mah girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall 4 "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
406 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I remember the first night I spent with first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, dirty. mega FML

#286
36 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version



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