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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1951
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About xXDubbleChic : im pretty insane! Im out of my mind because its dark and scary in there! the people in my head ar british! and i talk to them a lot. people ask why i talk to myself and i tell them that im not. I also play XBoxLIVE and HATE it wen chicks complain that their boyfriend spend more time on it then her. Learn to play! I LOVE TACOS!I can eat a whole box of Friut Bars in less than a day. I suggest u try em'
For no reason AT ALL I love Canada. Tho I'd never live there. Well I'm bisexual and think that any girl can become beautiful with a little help. Well almost. O.o
PS i made this account for myself but my cousin(scene girl with stick figure) ending up having it but she finally got her own so ya. Different person.
PSS. I LOVE YOU... even though i dont know you... :)
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Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19793) - you deserved it (8619)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31068) - you deserved it (28081)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8430) - you deserved it (38132)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36742) - you deserved it (13030)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37144) - you deserved it (17371)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8097) - you deserved it (56980)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

#6896062
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7924) - you deserved it (30231)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (12080)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58480) - you deserved it (15079)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

#4346693
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47365) - you deserved it (8167)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

#2767851
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21450) - you deserved it (56310)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

#2637147
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21225) - you deserved it (69367)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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