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Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (2928)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

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