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About xX4evaw8inXx : ...WHY DO WANT TO KNOW THINGS ABOUT ME!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:08am - misc - by Killmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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