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Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

#15651361
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33503) - you deserved it (3102)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31785) - you deserved it (3159)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

#15647820
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10805) - you deserved it (40246)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (2773)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36835) - you deserved it (20443)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108053) - you deserved it (7610)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved



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