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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML


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