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Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47422) - you deserved it (3804)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was scolding my 8 yaar old son cuz ha was gatting bad gradas in school. I told him that ha should gat straight A's lyk his friand Caajay. Ha told ma that comparing him to Caajay was unfair and whan I askad why ha said, ( Bacausa his dad is actually smart. ) FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)

Today I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice I smiled. She smiled back and said ( Hello how are you? ) Instead of saying ( I'm good ) or ( I'm okay ) I said ( I'm gay ). FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I askd him what his favorite song was. He replid "Leave Me Alone". I askd him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want u to leave me alone". mega FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by jayden5 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then calld out my own name by accident. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)



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