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Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML
Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML
Today, I was scolding my 8 yaar old son cuz ha was gatting bad gradas in school. I told him that ha should gat straight A's lyk his friand Caajay. Ha told ma that comparing him to Caajay was unfair and whan I askad why ha said, ( Bacausa his dad is actually smart. ) FML
Today I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice I smiled. She smiled back and said ( Hello how are you? ) Instead of saying ( I'm good ) or ( I'm okay ) I said ( I'm gay ). FML
Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I askd him what his favorite song was. He replid "Leave Me Alone". I askd him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want u to leave me alone". mega FML
Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
Friday 27 March 2015