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xThatAsianGurlx
  • Town/Country : Juneau, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2305
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xThatAsianGurlx : Hi there I'm Gina! I'm 100% Korean and proud.
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Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35304) - you deserved it (3382)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML

#14184009
191 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32938) - you deserved it (6341)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
106 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32873) - you deserved it (5737)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

#13653489
119 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by demaris (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
93 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
126 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

#3091991
201 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

#1082247
239 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML



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