About xSunnyOlivia : Im assuming you clicked on me because of my picture or my hilarious comment. I might as well tell you about myself. My name is Sunny, and i am 13 years old. Thats about it.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States
Today, I was fired from my job as a middle school teacher. Why? I told an 8th grader that Santa Claus wasn't real. He cried and told my boss. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Firedfor..... (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by kidneystoner - United States (Texas)
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)
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