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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 January 1990 (25 years)
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Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom cuz of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML


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On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

as usual, I stress ate!! After having mah exams prolongd for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, an then threw them all up!! Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow!! FML


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On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. looool Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. mega FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today , At Te Movies , Some Asswipe Kept Trowing Candy At Me. After 20 Minutes Of It , I Got Up And Went Over To Get Im To Stop. Good News: Is Balls Vanised Faster Tan A Politician's Spine Immediately After Bieng Elected. Bad News: I Got Kicked Out For ( Starting A Disturbance ). FML


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On 11/10/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by fuck you, bitchcake (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18 !! She is eight !! FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML


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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML


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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, mah parents staged an intervention cuz I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks !! FML

Taday I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, ( I already knew that babe. ) FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

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