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About xSlim : Yes that is me in the picture, like it or hate it i dont really care. I love baseball(: Student at Moeller High. Go Crusaders! Feel free to message me or just kik me at "_DanielOC" ill reply as soon as possible!

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Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML


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