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xShannonxSammyx
  • Town/Country : Connecticut, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (16 years)
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  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42928) - you deserved it (4633)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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