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xShannonxSammyx
  • Town/Country : Connecticut, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2120
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xShannonxSammyx : "Whether you come by book or by film, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48382) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48382) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6519) - you deserved it (22001)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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