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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2913
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xShannonxSammyx : "Whether you come by book or by film, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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