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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2695
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xShannonxSammyx : "Whether you come by book or by film, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
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I agree, your life sucks (53901) - you deserved it (6572)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7085) - you deserved it (23762)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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