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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2397
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xShannonxSammyx : "Whether you come by book or by film, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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150 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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171 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
171 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

#5872159
130 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

#5482819
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

#5123353
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On 09/08/2009 at 6:46am - love - by Charlie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

#4031400
258 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567
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On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

#3691268
235 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML

#3686221
177 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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99 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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134 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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160 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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