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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2649
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xShannonxSammyx : "Whether you come by book or by film, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38164) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35098) - you deserved it (8432)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33500) - you deserved it (3233)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10200) - you deserved it (78137)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (16359)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46493) - you deserved it (4761)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

#16259164
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31421) - you deserved it (6234)

On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62691) - you deserved it (4778)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13885) - you deserved it (48296)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

#15962941
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29945) - you deserved it (3796)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm - health - by cnamobi - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (3810)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (42869)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44162) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33828) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48650) - you deserved it (17742)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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