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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xShannonxSammyx : "Whether you come by book or by film, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML


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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML


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On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML


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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML


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On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML


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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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