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Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (7552) - you deserved it (625)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (19005) - you deserved it (8568)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (7688) - you deserved it (21254)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

#18526714 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (4997) - you deserved it (7768)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (8564) - you deserved it (1180)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (18320) - you deserved it (8105)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (12684) - you deserved it (1623)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

#18525206 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (2146) - you deserved it (7677)

On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (8889) - you deserved it (1563)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

#16781129 (174)

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236 (294)

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (5609)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085 (510)

I agree, your life sucks (28597) - you deserved it (7475)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

#15935397 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (12602) - you deserved it (1938)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332 (412)

I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (9011)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)