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About xReDMemory : Hello. I come on FML to establish my opinion on things rather than laugh. I usually seem rude because I always comment when I'm angry about something a FML or comment said,but I'm not usually striving to be. I have a habit of presenting my opinion with more words than needed. I rather comment on a FML presenting my opinion in the worst way possible rather than be mad for a while because I didn't comment.
I'm a visual novel and anime fan. I hear Japanese music,usually Uta-no prince sama related. I love Japanese voice actors a lot,and I wish to be as amazing as them. I'm currently trying to be an artist,but I'm struggling with it.
Feel free to discuss anything with me!
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Friday 17 October 2014