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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
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On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML
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On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by sweet92 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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