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xRUINERx
  • Town/Country : Modesto, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 14674
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xRUINERx : I'm just another young man with a restless mind.
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Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63850) - you deserved it (4346)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (122374) - you deserved it (22237)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)