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About xPorcelainBarbie : Hey I'm Barbara!
And I'm here for laughs.
My hobbies include dying my hair, sketching, being socially awkward, and being clumsy in public!
If you message me i probably won't reply right away, sorry.
P.S. I'm on the left side in the photo!
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TODAY, A CUSTOMER CUSSED ME OUT FIR HIDING BEHIND THE COUNTER A JACKET SHE'S BEEN ( EYEING SINCE IT CAME OUT ). SHE LOUDLY EXCLAIMED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO REPORT ME TO MAH MANAGER AN GET ME ( FIRED. ) IT WAS MAH PERSONAL JACKET THAT WE DON'T EVEN SELL. REAL FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decidd that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he trid something new: popping one of the pimple on my neck!! When I reactd in horror, all he could say was, ( It lookd pretty..!! ) fat FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML
today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML
Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML
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