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xPorcelainBarbie
  • Town/Country : Chapel Hill, North Carolina
  • Title : Miss
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About xPorcelainBarbie : Hey I'm Barbara!
And I'm here for laughs.
My hobbies include dying my hair, sketching, being socially awkward, and being clumsy in public!
If you message me i probably won't reply right away, sorry.
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Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39576) - you deserved it (5589)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38263) - you deserved it (2274)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States



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