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xPeytonson
  • Town/Country : Yuba City, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 September 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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xPeytonson's favorite FMLs

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

#21031005
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38397) - you deserved it (4958)

On 01/17/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19607) - you deserved it (5653)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)



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