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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24842
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About xO_starstruck_xO : names sierra, i'm addicted to facebook and i absolutely live for cheerleading. hit me up on the e-mail: ShAdIx0x0@aol.com ☮

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xO_starstruck_xO's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13431) - you deserved it (58642)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by onlyme (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

#2187535
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On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

#2187535
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55986) - you deserved it (3307)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

#2109937
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On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (75896)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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