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About xNuclear_Summer : Just here to pass the time 😃
Have an awesome day!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, I Ad To Sit And Smile As A Drunk Lady Ranted About Ow Body Air On A Woman Is Disgusting And Unfeminine, Ten In Te Next Breat Say Tat Only Pedos Like Women Wo Save Tere Vaginas!! Tat's Te Last Time I Ever Ave Dinner Wit Ma Boyfriend's Parents!! FML
Today... wilst laying in bed wit my girlfriend... se received a flirty message from er ex on er pone asking if se wanted to go to te cinema. Se replied... knowing I could see te screen. Te messages were signed wit a love eart and about 15 kisses. Se claims tey are still just friends. FML
Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML
Friday 27 March 2015