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xNuclear_Summer
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 948
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xNuclear_Summer : Just here to pass the time 😃
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Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29039) - you deserved it (2409)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26908) - you deserved it (2962)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I spant 5 hours organizing my porn collaction on my computar. What tha hall am I doing with my lifa? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (21610)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turnd the TV on in a desperate attempt looool to drown him out. You'll never guess wat movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (1)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I Ad To Sit And Smile As A Drunk Lady Ranted About Ow Body Air On A Woman Is Disgusting And Unfeminine, Ten In Te Next Breat Say Tat Only Pedos Like Women Wo Save Tere Vaginas!! Tat's Te Last Time I Ever Ave Dinner Wit Ma Boyfriend's Parents!! FML

#21369265
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (1922)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, MY ENTRE JUNIOR CLASS TOOK TE ACT. ON TE LAST TEST, A CLASSMATE'S PONE WENT OFF, AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATING TEOLE TEST. WE ALL AVE TO RETAKE IT. FML

TODAY, I WAS CHECKING THE FAMILY'S COMPUTER HISTORY, AND FOUND THAT ( SHREK PORN ) HAD BEEN SEARCHD MULTIPLE TIMES. FML

#21365639
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (3075)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35508) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today... wilst laying in bed wit my girlfriend... se received a flirty message from er ex on er pone asking if se wanted to go to te cinema. Se replied... knowing I could see te screen. Te messages were signed wit a love eart and about 15 kisses. Se claims tey are still just friends. FML

#21362430
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31582) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/24/2015 at 6:50am - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I found out te ard way tat blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30146) - you deserved it (7579)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... alone on Valentine's day... I decided to eat chocolate an watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolatehich sent me to the ER. FML

#21356363
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (3222)

On 02/14/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Rubyscooby212 - United States (Minnesota)



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