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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1 (2014 years)
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Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19849) - you deserved it (1707)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

#21342247
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37383) - you deserved it (3154)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (2037)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31757) - you deserved it (4958)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML

#21335591
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30139) - you deserved it (2215)

On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42786) - you deserved it (2731)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25596) - you deserved it (3997)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

#21331517
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (2075)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - work - by zacharynedley - United States (Maryland)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (13316)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (2585)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

#21322774
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (2575)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (2843)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34730) - you deserved it (6482)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)



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