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xNuclear_Summer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1980
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xNuclear_Summer : Just here to pass the time 😃
Have an awesome day!

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xNuclear_Summer's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

#21521379
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22541) - you deserved it (4971)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML

#21519039
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21808) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

#21518846
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (1259)

On 01/24/2016 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

#21518234
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (1760)

On 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm - love - by believe me now?? (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML

#21517211
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20111) - you deserved it (1330)

On 01/20/2016 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

#21517065
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16570) - you deserved it (5675)

On 01/19/2016 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by xsnqw - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend admitted the reason he broke up with me was because he cheated and felt awful about it. The girl is now pregnant, but he swears it isn't his. Guess we'll find out in a few months if my daughter has a sibling. FML

#21511205
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21757) - you deserved it (2080)

On 01/03/2016 at 11:57pm - intimacy - by loko0909 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

#21511086
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19851) - you deserved it (1166)

On 01/03/2016 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (22331)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

#21508922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (1177)

On 12/28/2015 at 11:59pm - work - by peachass - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML

#21508578
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25788) - you deserved it (1664)

On 12/27/2015 at 11:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

#21507994
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (3873)

On 12/26/2015 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

#21507957
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/26/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

#21506500
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20110) - you deserved it (1414)

On 12/22/2015 at 7:30am - work - by itsthebestdayoftheyear - Canada (Ontario)



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