Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

xMnky

Offline (the 10/19/2014 at 4:40am) | Search for a member

xMnky

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

xMnky's page activity

Visits<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 12:55am<b>SkittlesGoRawr</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 10:39am<b>lfrider92</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 1:02pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 9:47pm<b>Maddiekaye123</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 11:47pm<b>quickfingers100</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 2:43am<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 4:51pm<b>olpally</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 10:27pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 5:51pm<b>asoullefttolose</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 1:34am<b>AlexRen</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 3:36am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 11:21pm<b>Lindsey_Marie</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 9:09pm<b>ajh1551</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 2:09pm<b>TXFernwoods</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 6:54pm<b>solosohigh</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 3:44am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 2:51am<b>bomberos_08</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 4:38pm

xMnky's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of xMnky's badges

xMnky's favorite FMLs

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21911) - you deserved it (38772)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

#21040159
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44649) - you deserved it (9235)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML

#21029617
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64421) - you deserved it (6117)

On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44775) - you deserved it (6795)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



FML's blog

  • Cynthia's illustrated FML
  • TFIF indeed. It's time to kick off the suit and tie and forget about work. Some of us are going out for drinks with friends, others are going to enjoy some live music and some brave fools are going to keep fit…

Friday 28 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: