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by extra crispy or original recipe / 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy
by parental failure / 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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