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About xMerci_Madnessx : Bands, Frappuccinos, cats, Harry potter, Zelda, Stretched ears 0g, elephants, anchors, and adventure time. I REFUSE TO SINK! Celebrate The way the night hides scars.If I let you In, You'd just want out. If I tell you the truth You'd vie for a lie. If I spilt my guts, It would make a mess we can't clean up. ~bmth~kik me: xxMerci_Madnessxx
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Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML
Friday 21 November 2014