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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1842
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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2day I met mah boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents . I had to listen to them while they calld me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compard to nice, pretty, Korean girls . They don't know I speak Korean .

#14184009
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (3042)

On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today... I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployd on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
177 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital an having numerous tests performed , I was told mah intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Ikea with mah family. I was wereing a yellow polo that vaguely lookd like the ones the Ikea employee were wereing. Two dozen people cummd up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

#13698709
94 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma dad askd me for a word tat rymes wit vagina!! He was filling out an anniversary card for ma mom!! mega FML

#13614950
140 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I was on an arplana that was axpariancing soma turbulanca. Faaling anxious, I raachad ovar an grabbad my husband's hand 4 comfort. Ha than said, "Why r u scarad of dying? You'ra not avan pratty." FML

#13468251
152 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was told I look lika Susan Boyla. FML

#13462690
132 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

2day I noticed that the walls of apartment are ridiculously thin.. . when I heard neighbor slowly walk up the stars.. . slam the bathroom door.. . lift the toilet cover.. . take a pee and end with a nice ( AAHH . ) FML

#13030985
124 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat an still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after doing it with my grlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

#12910894
123 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezd the bottle too hard making it squirt in mah eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turnd on the faucet, an slammd mah face right into it. FML

#12887269
99 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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