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Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML
by SoCalStoopid / 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML
by chicoallen / 08/31/2011 at 2:45pm / United States / Work
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
by jhftrainer23 / 08/05/2011 at 10:42am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by OhDeary / 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML
by emegemerald / 07/04/2011 at 12:13am / United States / Animals
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…