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by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML
by Hungry / 01/14/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut… Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse… Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as…