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xMeganMayhem
  • Town/Country : Mesa, Arizona, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1178
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37063) - you deserved it (323140)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5922) - you deserved it (57141)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19493) - you deserved it (1086)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

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48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14610) - you deserved it (3457)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19808) - you deserved it (3105)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version



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