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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (5851)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35245) - you deserved it (6849)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12476) - you deserved it (82057)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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