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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1489
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44686) - you deserved it (20676)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML


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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML


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On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML


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On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML


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On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML


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On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML


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On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27594) - you deserved it (3700)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML


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On 01/01/2015 at 10:18pm - animals - by TaddM21 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML


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On 12/27/2014 at 5:12am - misc - by still on hol - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML


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On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML


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On 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML


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On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

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