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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2389
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 10:04pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 5:21am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 2:36pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 1:59am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:32pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:21am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 5:56pm<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 6:54am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 6:40am<b>Iamnotfat</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 1:29am<b>austinsixx1994</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 2:39pm<b>tt600ryder</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 9:25am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 12:34pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:23pm<b>Dune1988</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 1:59pm<b>k_cummins</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 2:18pm<b>dno79</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 10:51am<b>dumboleredneck</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 10:36pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 12:01am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 4:17am<b>dumboleredneck</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 4:36am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:20am<b>bigbluetardis</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:11am<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:07pm<b>Fandomtaco</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:51pm<b>zainman13</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:04am<b>MasterTron</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:10am<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 3:13am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 1:40am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 2:10am<b>imshadyxo</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:10am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:18am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 8:03pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 5:29am<b>Ladisa</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 2:16am<b>Abskb1</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:04pm

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xLIGHTS's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

by jamisbetter / 04/11/2015 at 8:34am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

by TheRunaway21 / 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm / United States / Health

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

by confused / 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML

by chloe_zjk / 02/18/2015 at 12:22am / France / Work

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

by Clive81 / 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

by tipmeover / 01/28/2015 at 8:09am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

by fartje / 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm / Netherlands / Work

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

by kana__ / 01/21/2015 at 11:26am / Japan / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

by KD / 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

by TaddM21 / 01/01/2015 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals