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xHabsfanx

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1161
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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xHabsfanx's favorite FMLs

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

by abby0019 / 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm / Love

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

by hannah12345 / 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm / Intimacy

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

by princess4242 / 02/26/2010 at 4:10am / India (Delhi) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

by Jill / 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

by anonymous / 02/24/2010 at 12:05am / United States (Montana) / Intimacy