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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 912
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

#9029119
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21031) - you deserved it (20217)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43101) - you deserved it (9567)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12446) - you deserved it (26203)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10862) - you deserved it (20113)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

#8623165
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (3915)

On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

#8605732
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16374) - you deserved it (3831)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:05am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Montana)



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