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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

#13975253
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34201) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12987) - you deserved it (33191)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12987) - you deserved it (33191)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

#13729555
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29658) - you deserved it (3932)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

#13701417
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15676) - you deserved it (30385)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

#13467728
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (5937)

On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

#13467728
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (5937)

On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)



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