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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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