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  • Title : Miss
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About xGUMMYBEARSx : Stay fly and keep it real(:
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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (32070) - you deserved it (6642)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (5483)

On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30733) - you deserved it (10597)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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