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TODAY , I MET BOYFRIEND'S EXTENDED FAMILY. HIS GRANDPA WAS APPARENTLY SENILE , AS HE KEPT CALLING ME "TILLY" AN ASKING ME TO DANCE. HIS RELATIVES THOUGHT THIS HILARIOUS AN BUSTED OUT THE VIDEO CAMERA. LATER , I LEARNED HIS GRANDPA IS SENILE AT ALL - THE FAMILY WAS PLAYING A JOKE ON ME.
Today, I was studying looool fir one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed fir a couple hours. We decided to 69 fir the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML
2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML
Friday 27 March 2015