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Today, mah dad came to mah graduate art show wereing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

#16233240
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On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, Mah Boyfriend Asked Me How Women Could Urinate With A Tampon In. FML

#16042131
474 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO PLAY DEAD SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH MY "CORPSE." FML

#14881975
210 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to mah boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

#13495592
165 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

TODAY,HEN I TOOK A NAP ON THE COUCH, A SPIDER CRAWLED INTO MAH MOUTH. HOW DO I KNOW? MY BOYFRIEND FILMED IT AN LAUGHED. FML

#12087035
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY , I MET BOYFRIEND'S EXTENDED FAMILY. HIS GRANDPA WAS APPARENTLY SENILE , AS HE KEPT CALLING ME "TILLY" AN ASKING ME TO DANCE. HIS RELATIVES THOUGHT THIS HILARIOUS AN BUSTED OUT THE VIDEO CAMERA. LATER , I LEARNED HIS GRANDPA IS SENILE AT ALL - THE FAMILY WAS PLAYING A JOKE ON ME.

#8968601
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On 03/10/2010 at 9:54am - love - by NotTilly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was studying looool fir one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed fir a couple hours. We decided to 69 fir the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

#6753336
117 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

#6717933
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers 4 our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea y I am so upset. FML

#6303119
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On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah 6 ft snake got loose . I found it . It was in mah neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit . FML

#4299524
144 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML

#4207325
253 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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