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Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML


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On 09/08/2014 at 6:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 4:57pm - misc - by Rosey (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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