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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (24 years)
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Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

#17247420
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27143) - you deserved it (2293)

On 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by allycat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41693) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28567) - you deserved it (4190)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30463) - you deserved it (10789) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (3702)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41987) - you deserved it (10344)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26098) - you deserved it (2350)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42290) - you deserved it (3730)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (7932)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (67258)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML

#17173015
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29704) - you deserved it (4633)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41077) - you deserved it (6290)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28545) - you deserved it (2298)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43999) - you deserved it (3880)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17354) - you deserved it (34475)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland



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