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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (24 years)
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Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

#17460856
227 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9150) - you deserved it (35705)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

#17431204
291 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

#17427726
14 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

#17423512
101 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
240 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
89 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
187 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

#17398453
239 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)



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