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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

#7471
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I agree, your life sucks (27714) - you deserved it (4599)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
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I agree, your life sucks (6335) - you deserved it (45786)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
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On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

#1471
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I agree, your life sucks (18866) - you deserved it (1978)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:57pm - kids - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
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I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (6018)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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