About xDochx : I'm that sexy beast in the photo- a bucket of nutella. I tend to lurk in the comments, usually they're better than the fml. If I've looked at your profile multiple times, sorry, not trying to creep. I just forgot and some of the pictures are funny.....Or you said something that revealed your incredible stupidity and made me.curious as to why you are cripplingly ignorant Don't I sound lovely? :D Cats are soft. Du bist fettleibig und ich will fließend auf Deutsch sein. Leider bin ich noch nicht aber das wird bald verändern!
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by sothisishowidie / 09/30/2013 at 7:18am / Guam / Miscellaneous
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
by SerenityJ / 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Kids
by anotherfmladdict / 09/26/2013 at 3:06am / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by what / 09/25/2013 at 10:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by poor teacher / 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by msmidnight1965 / 09/22/2013 at 1:22pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
by :| / 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 9:29am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Kids
Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML
by sillydoggy / 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
by Retarded / 09/05/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Python22 / 09/04/2013 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the… Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled… Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a…