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About xDochx : I enjoy lurking in the comments, usually they're better than the fml. If I've looked ar your.profile it's probably just because I wanted to see your pic. If I've looked multiple times sorry, not trying to creep, I just forgot. Cats are soft. Du bist fettleibig.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Friday 18 April 2014